I stumbled across a bunch of paraprosdokian quotes today (figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected), and I thought I’d share a few of my favorites with you all!
–Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.–
–The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!–
–Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.–
–To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.–
–Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Other have no imagination whatsoever.–
Have a good Monday!